Mine is gonna be like
“Any1 crazy enough to mess with me, is crazy enough to play with me” – Kobe Bryant
“Talent doesn’t always Win” – Phil Jackson
“Hard work beat Talent, when Talent fails to hard work” – Kevin Durant
“I got more than Shaq, you can take that to the Bank” – KB


I banged Lebron’s mom – Delonte West
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” Shaq Daddy
“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” – Michael Jordan
Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;
As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.
This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his “decision” unlike anything ever “witnessed” in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.
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Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.
The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.
You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.
You have given so much and deserve so much more.
In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”
You can take it to the bank.
If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our “motivation” to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.
Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.
This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called “curse” on Cleveland, Ohio.
The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.
Just watch.
Sleep well, Cleveland.
Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day….
I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:
DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue….”
- Dan Gilbert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHJDRgVwc…
Has to be the funniest.
I enjoyed this 1.
1969 when the Celtics beat the HEAVILY FAVORED LAKERS in game 7 in L.A.
B.Russell: “one thing cannot go on, The Lakers cannot beat us. It’s not something that can happen”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U_joRPqW…
I got one more than shaq, you can take that to that bank-Kobe
“We talking bout practice”-Allen Iverson
“i jsut knocked the bully out” – KG
Kobe n*gga tell me how my *** taste! – Shaq
so which one of you guys is gonna come in 2nd? -Larry Bird referring to the 3point shootout
Lebrons mom was so good in bed, made me nut 5times – Delonte West
“We’re sitting here, I’m supposed to be the franchise player, and we’re in here talking about practice” Allen Iverson. “Pwwactice” ahah
mine is by far
“Wheaties!!! I got Wheaties!!!……..
Phil is a Zen Master……. wait what
is the question?” Ron Artest.
LOL Funniest after final Conference ever!
“I got more than Shaq, you can take that to the Bank” – Kobe Bryant.
“Now let go out there and play like we are mj in nba jam” – Rasheed Wallace
“I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score,”
- Ricky Davis
Another win in LA – Ray Allen
A Celtic always stays a Celtic – Paul Pierce
“All suck miami wins it all” Jason KIdd
“Another win in LA” -Ray Allen
“I feel sorry for the guy who has to guard both of us” -Dwyane Wade
ball dont lie!!!-sheed