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If Kobe Bryant Is The Lord Of The Rings, What Does That Make These Players?

By NBA Rumors Posted in: Kobe Bryant

Kobe = Sauron
Lebron = Smeagol
Wade = Frodo
Bosh = Sam
David Stern = The All Seeing Eye
Would you agree?

  1. Ben Says

    ahaha. Check out this photo of LeBron as smeagol: http://blog.wtfconcept.com/wp-content/up…

  2. Criminal Interest Says

    nah it is more like this but just for kobe
    2001- The Hobbit: An unexpected 1-2 Punch
    2002- The Hobbit: there and back again
    2003- The Lord of the rings 3-peat
    2004- the lord of the rings loses
    2008- The lord of the Rings: Loses part 2
    2009- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    2010- The Lord of the Rings: Kobe got help from the two Towers
    Next Finals Win- The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

  3. Answer Dancer Says

    Look, if you’re going to be all literary-referency in the b-ball section, get your basic facts right. Sauron is the All-Seeing Eye, which in your schema has David Stern being Kobe. Not sure I follow you there.
    But I’ll

  4. Eric B Says

    Lord of the NBA Rings
    Kobe = Bilbo, (Come on it fits! Kobe is wise, but old).
    LeBron = Aragorn
    Wade = Frodo
    Bosh = Samwise
    David Stern = Gandolf

  5. Jim Bobby Says

    lol … @ Lebron as Smeagol
    I wonder if he went to wade’s house and looked at his championship ring and said.. “precious”!
    EDIT: lol.. I know right?
    @ Ben.. thats the funniest pic ever lol

  6. stevenson lopez Says

    confuse

  7. Anonymous Says

    Keep talking b*tches!
    -Bill Russell

  8. Anonymous Says

    LOL!
    That pic that Ben posted was funny.

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